"If you're not failing every now and again,
it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."

Woody Allen

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
Woody Allen

"The talent for being happy is appreciating and
liking what you have, instead of what you don't have."

Woody Allen

"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
Woody Allen

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know'
the universe when it's hard enough to
find your way around Chinatown."

Woody Allen